i love pussy
came back from alec empire's show at dxo arnd 2 am ytd, and as i was walking toward the lift, i saw a cat walking arnd the lobby.
so i decided to "meow" at the cat to give it a little encouragement to come and join me into the wonderful lift ride up 21 floors.
it was really cute how the cat came inside and then started staring at the numbers as if it knew what was going on.
i always wondered what would happen to these lobby cats if they went into the lift and went up like 20 storeys. i mean it probably cant get into the lift again unless it so coincidentally opens again on the level which is highly unlikely because my apartment has only four units on each floor. and my level has only three occupied units.
anyway, so my ponders were realised at an eerie hour of the morning as the cat took the lift ride up together with me. once it opened, little pussy ran out and started following me to my door as i opened the gate.
now, i love pussy but not the furry type that has a tail attached and honestly i doubt that my parents would like waking up in the morning and finding feline excretion all over the beautiful italian marble.
so i decided to run arnd the lift lobby but to not much avail because little pussy kept following me arnd!
ok! quick thinking! i ran down to the 20th floor and then run into the lift and hit "1" so it brings the cat back to where it belongs.
but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, the moment i walk out, the cat runs after me and starts to rub against my legs and purr like "im oh so fucking sexy the king of all pussies!"
i really hated to do what i did next, but i ran and jumped up the fleet of stairs and unlocked my door as fast as i could so it couldnt follow me!
TWO legs go faster than FOUR apparantly!
so yea, went down arnd 4pm today and i think the feline friend probably either jumped down and committed suicide or some kind soul took it down the lift.
now, if it was the garfield look-a-like that lives in the car park, i would have so gladly have taken it home and build a sandbox for it!
so cutte!!!!
so i decided to "meow" at the cat to give it a little encouragement to come and join me into the wonderful lift ride up 21 floors.
it was really cute how the cat came inside and then started staring at the numbers as if it knew what was going on.
i always wondered what would happen to these lobby cats if they went into the lift and went up like 20 storeys. i mean it probably cant get into the lift again unless it so coincidentally opens again on the level which is highly unlikely because my apartment has only four units on each floor. and my level has only three occupied units.
anyway, so my ponders were realised at an eerie hour of the morning as the cat took the lift ride up together with me. once it opened, little pussy ran out and started following me to my door as i opened the gate.
now, i love pussy but not the furry type that has a tail attached and honestly i doubt that my parents would like waking up in the morning and finding feline excretion all over the beautiful italian marble.
so i decided to run arnd the lift lobby but to not much avail because little pussy kept following me arnd!
ok! quick thinking! i ran down to the 20th floor and then run into the lift and hit "1" so it brings the cat back to where it belongs.
but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, the moment i walk out, the cat runs after me and starts to rub against my legs and purr like "im oh so fucking sexy the king of all pussies!"
i really hated to do what i did next, but i ran and jumped up the fleet of stairs and unlocked my door as fast as i could so it couldnt follow me!
TWO legs go faster than FOUR apparantly!
so yea, went down arnd 4pm today and i think the feline friend probably either jumped down and committed suicide or some kind soul took it down the lift.
now, if it was the garfield look-a-like that lives in the car park, i would have so gladly have taken it home and build a sandbox for it!
so cutte!!!!
posted by DONG at 1:00 AM
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