interesting day

walked passed levis and saw this! the model went for sex change to become a girl but the doctors didnt cut his dick off properly before they used his foreskin as a clit. so he got an erection in his new vagina and this is what u get! VIOLA!!!

anyway, today was a totally INTERESTING DAY. went to sch at 9 plus to meet shaun and his FO camp people. hahha, went down and spoke to the chairman for like 1 min and thats all! hwahahahaha, i went down to sch early to spend one min. ok la. i didnt mind anyway.

so i went down to orchard and gt my braces tightened again. and i looked at my teeth a while ago and i realised its fucking out of alignment lah!!!! :::SINKS AND FAINTS:::

anyway, then i went and met nic, and stood in madarin for 1 1/2 hrs. haha, madarin shld pay me too! woo hoo! so fun. ok la, wasnt so bad cos i have nic's company.

so she knocked off early then we went over to eat ramen at cine then went over to HMV to meet gordon and evan. and at HMV we bacame models for this NTU photographer, i met grace, we saw slipknot and did so much other crazy shit. then went to taka and tried girl jeans on again. and tried leather jackets and all that shit! FUCK, i m so going to be a sex slave to earn money to buy this 599 leather jacket at taka.

trained down to city hall marina and we were playing this game called "fuck" where one guy says fuck and the next guy has to say it louder than the previous. MY GOODNESS. shld have seen the number of people staring at us. ate at macdonalds and gordon was screaming that macdonalds sucks!!! wtf!!!

fucking mad shit la, hanging out with them. talking cock and all that stupid shit we did. like trying to give a pack of m n ms to strangers.

after that, went to harry's @ esplanade and gt a tequila sunrise which tasted like anti biotics. so cool. haha.

met my mum at raffles city and we witnessed a theft chase inside robinson's! an indian man was being chased by the security. and nOPE! they didnt catch him. in fact one of the security gt injured.

so met up with celeste then went for a buffet in the hotel next to raffles city. coolness! radical food and a hugh array of dessert. they even have a chocolate fondue fountain!!!

tmr im going to sentosa with gillian and nic. woo hoo. hot babes in bikinis!

and today, i gt a new ambition, NO MORE LAWYER, NO MORE TEACHER, NO MORE ROCK N ROLL STAR.

TODAY, MY AMBITION IS TO BE A PORNSTAR!!!

why u may ask?
cos by being a pornstar means u get to have hot sex with hot silicon injected pornstars(i have em on myspace) and also means u get paid to have sex. what other job is better than that?
when u play in a band, no doubt u get hot sex too, but then u have to play music, then blah blah blah.
be a pornstar and u get sex straight away, and with HOT HOT GIRLS.

YES YES YES, PORNSTAR!

and according to nic, i have a cool pornstar name. DONG!!! which is slang for DICK.....

ps. kurt cobain isnt dead.... we saw him in orchard road yesterday.