the prank calls

alright, this is going to be a really long post. bt it jst might entertain u. alright, i shall talk about prank calls today. anyway, siti wanted me to call shaun, so i just pranked called and here's how the convo went.

shaun : hi
me : hi, can i order some zebra meat pls?
shaun : huh!?
me : this is the singapore zoo isnt it? i want some zebra meat. i heard u guys do deliveries now?
shaun : huh?
me : is this the zoo?

shauns cuts the line.

alright, so they thought it was funny and wanted me to prank more people. (i was kinda high also and so i decided to call a few of my fun loving friends)

so i called shaun chia and here's the convo

me : hi, a very good afternoon to u sir, can i order some zebra meat?
shaun : um, i think u got the wrong number.
me : isint this the singapore zoo?
shaun : fuck u nabei chee byee!!!!!

hangs up.

they said the joke was getting old, so i thought of something new and i called another friend whom i forgot who it was.

friend : hi
me : good afternoon sir, is ur fridge running well?
friend : huh!?
me : ur refridgerator, is it running well?
friend : yeaaaa
me : u better go catch it then!

finally, i decided to call my dear friend eliene who scared me last time, well, she didnt do it intentionally but i kinda fooled myself from her sms. haha.

me : hi good afternoon ma'm, i am calling from toshiba refrigertators.
eleine : uh huh??
me : so, is ur home refridgerator running well?
eleine : yes, why?
me : well mam, i think u should go catch it. thank you and have a nice day!

ok, i hope that none of the people whom i called are offended. if u are, i sincerely offer my apologises to u. but anyway, i got my retribution...... read on to find out.

someone gave me 3 missed calls when i was watching a movie. when i called back, this was what happened.

me : hello, did anyone call me?

a girl said hold on, and she passed the phone to a old sounding man, i said HI. and then he said hold on and they passed the phone to another guy, and here it goes. this guy sounds like a sissy.

guy : hi, are u from SP?
me : yea. do i know u?
guy : no, but i knw u.
me : yea? so what do u want?
guy : i think ure hot.
me : well, thanks.
guy : so can we go out?
me : yea, i ll call u back and arrange a date......

i hang up.

mins later, he calls me back

guy : heyyyy, i think we got of on the wrong foot, can we start again?
me : sure, why not? ure entertaining me.
guy : u sound sexy.
me : so do u.
guy : can we go out tomorrow night?
me : why tomorrow, why not tonight?
guy : cos i have to meet my gf.
me : well, if u wanna date me, u better make time for me, and i say i wanna meet tonight!
guy : eee, dont like that lah.
me : well, u could bring ur gf and we could have a 3 people party.
guy : u mean like sex?
me : no man. wtf are u thinking?
me : sms me ur number and i ll call u alright?

i hang up.

arnd 15 mins later, i decided to carry on with his little joke, and i called back. a girl answer, so i asked for the guy, and she passed the phone to her brother, and then he said it wasnt him bt he passed the phone on to the pranker.

me : hey, u didnt msg me ur number?
guy : yea, dont get angry, i sms u later, i am at friend house, i dont have my handphone.
me : so who are u ah?
guy : i dunno, but i think u are hot.
me : alright, sms me soon ok? byee.


hahahhaha, hows that for a fun day? i really wonder who was the guy. haha, just let me knw if u read this ok? i really wanna know who u are. and u are a pretty good voice imitator. u really sound gay, kinda like one guy from my class..... it really sounds like his voice.... though i doubt he was the one.